my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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