Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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