I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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