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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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