why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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