This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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