There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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