This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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