hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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