I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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