I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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