Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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