she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
