You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Randomize
