Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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