I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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