So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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