how can u be prego again
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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