The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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