i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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