She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it's like iHOP with fire
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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