You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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