ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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