im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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