i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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