I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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