found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Randomize
