508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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