Moan for me like Helen Keller
that's an acceptable place to lick
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
