I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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