There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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