then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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