Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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