we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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