oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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