Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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