He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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