S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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