No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
