none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He has the fingertips of a God
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