Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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