By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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