So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize