saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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