Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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