porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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