Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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