what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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