Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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