Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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