I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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