yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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