I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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