Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
ok first of all what the fuck
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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