I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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