is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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