so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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