Im at strip club and am horny
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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