So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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