can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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