I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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